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French? Terrans don't have any french people since they have been isolated from earth for so long that any ties with any particular country should be null and void.

That's the point, Destroyer. That's what makes it different from other fanfics. This is not really realistic. Its meant to put a smile on your face and brighten your day with the crude, yet effective humor. :) They ain't spozed to have Irish folks either, but they do. =D

But thank you for noticing and posting. And reading as well. God bless you for that. All of you. :D

And yes, my good sir Jellybeans, it is to be continued. :)

The Terrans are under siege by a large strike force of the Ullr Brood, the most aggressive Zerg brood on Myrtle IV. While the Terrans are busy desperately fighting back and imagining in extreme detail what they all shall do to the medics after the fight, the Protoss on Myrtle IV are fighting their own battle. Or rather, are faced with a 'moral condundrum'.
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"By the Khala, Zertur, if you do not bequiet, I'm going to shove my psi blade so far up your scaley hi--"

"For the sake of all that is sacred, Tandarnir, if you do not calm down, you shall be ejected from this Assembly!"

"Akiris, how can you listen to this? We are Protoss, for Khas sakes! We are not those feeble-minded liberal Terrans! We have a problem and it must be dealt with accordingly!"

"Tandarnir," says the High Templar named Akiris, "the Khala does not teach us to fight with our own brethren! We have already had one Aeon of Strife, do you want another?"

"No, I don't, Akiris, but we have riots going on. Riots that have already caused several deaths of innocent Protoss. The Terrans are already being attacked by the Zerg, their numbers are dwindling by the nanosecond. We cannot have our own people siding with the Terrans! They are lost!"

"Have you no respect for what High Templar Tassadar showed us? We cannot let those Terrans die! If they fall, the Zerg shall come for us next!"

"And then we shall take the fight to them, dammit!"

"Fight to them? Alone? Did you pay any attention in History class? Why am I asking this? You don't even have to pay attention! The information is fed to you telepathically! Has your skull gotten so thick, Praetor Tandarnir, where you no longer can comprehend us?"

"No, sadly. I can still hear your bitchy attitude! I wish I was a Terran, I wouldn't have to listen to you old fools complain about politics and 'how the other races feel about us'! To Hell with the other races!"

"Why, you, disrespectful, ungreatful, worthless little---"

"SILENCE!" orders Zertur. "We shall let the Terrans themselves decide.

"What the f*ck does that mean?" says Tandarnir, now furious.

"Yes, Zertur. What do you mean?"

"I mean, we let the Terrans fight out this battle. We go to them. We bring them here, we discuss like civilized beings," Zertur pauses to glare at the both of them, "and the Terrans themselves shall decide whether to accept our alliance.

"HERE?" ask Tandarnir and Akiris.

"Yes. Here. With us."

"Have you lost your PSI?!" they both yell in unison.

"No, you bumbling idiots, I have not. Since neither of you can decide this, I have decided. That is all. Dismissed!"

"God-dammit!" yells the Praetor.

Zertur and Akiris stop to stare at him.

"I mean, Khala-dammit!" he says, and stomps off.

MORE MORE MORE! this is too good to be a.....its awesome!!!!!!

I'm doin' my best to give ya'll as much humor as I can. :) I'll give ya'll more, ya got my word on that!

You rang? The story is a little dialogue heavy, but as this is a humorous story it isn't really a problem. Your characters are hilarious :P

a real Protoss would be very offended to read this! Khala-dammit ftw :)

Thanks, Dorkmaster. I always look forward to your comments on my FanFiction. God bless ya for it. :) And I'll take the heavy dialogue thing into account. Add less of it. Or I shall do my best to. And yeah, I thought the Khala-dammit thing would get a chuckle from some people.

Ha ha, hi hu hi, ha ha, ha hu hi. This is funny.
Terrans being sexy, protoss behaving badly. Oh this is funny crap.

Hold the phone, Alexei Stukov was literally described as 'of russian descent.' Earth isn't removed from the Terrains heritage, it's a huge part of it. It's just that six centuries into the future, the game takes place a bit far away from Earth, so there isn't much reference to it, and so there shouldn't be, because it is a fictitious game.

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Hold the phone, Alexei Stukov was literally described as 'of russian descent.' Earth isn't removed from the Terrains heritage, it's a huge part of it. It's just that six centuries into the future, the game takes place a bit far away from Earth, so there isn't much reference to it, and so there shouldn't be, because it is a fictitious game.

Err, Stukov was from the UED, that is why he has an Earth-based nationality. Earth and Terran heritages are very far apart by the time of Starcraft, I believe.

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"Anyways, it swallowed a squadron of Reapers. All eleven of them. Whole," finishes Nicolai.

Haha there you go all 13- err 11 of them ;). Very funny man keep this up =P

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"We're all f*ckin' fixin' to run down there and eat eated up alive by that sum' bitch, and you are lightin' up a damn ci-gar?" yells Ralph, irate. "My God, Sarge, you'd figger them ci-gars give you superhuman strength!"

Get Eated Up*? :P eat eated up don't sound right, partner :)

I know that. ;) Marines ain't known for their grammar, especially Ralph. XD

Im still following this and its great! LOL "Have you lost your PSI?" That was a good one. ;)

-Jellybeans

good plot but there is just to much stinkin swearing for me to like your story plus i don't like crude humor
if you take some of it out then i will start readin it again
hope it works well for you

Write more.
I like the crude humour and casual swearing. It adds to the mode.